ADVICE THAT IS ACTUALLY HELPFUL

  1. 1.
    "It sounds like you should talk to a professional about this"
    Assuming this is not coming from the professional
  2. 2.
    "Eat more vegetables"
    Just being healthy
  3. 3.
    "Don't eat yellow snow"
  4. 4.
    "Don't eat food off the ground"
    There's no 3 second rule
  5. 5.
    "You should floss"
  6. 6.
    "Don't get on the 405"
    LA people
  7. 7.
    "Neither get them wet nor feed them after midnight"
    In case you have Gremlins