1. Dear @list
  2. I know I haven't been very active lately, but are you breaking up with me?
  3. I can't save lists
  4. My likes don't stick around for long
    Poor @angusisley got a -1 like because of me...
  5. And I keep getting the same notifications over and over again
  6. Is it not you but me?
  7. Do you still hope we can be just friends?
  8. Sincerely, P