BAD EXCUSES WE ALL USE FOR BUYING INTO THE BULLSHIT

Pretty sure we all do this. Not complete list, please add in.
  1. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twi... I lost count and I'm starting over.
  2. Just one [blank] aka just one last time aka just one more [blank]
    Personally, blank = drink
  3. Diet starts Monday
    Has also been said on a Monday
  4. I don't know what it is, he/she just has it ya know?
    No, I don't. No one does.
  5. Maybe I'm all he/she needs to change who they are, ya know?
    Still no, absolutely not!
  6. I just think it's hilarious so I'm still doing it *laughs a little too loudly* *laughter turns into tears*
  7. Ugh, I know I'm so bad...
    Like what? Really?!