Pretty sure we all do this. Not complete list, please add in.
  1. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twi... I lost count and I'm starting over.
  2. Just one [blank] aka just one last time aka just one more [blank]
    Personally, blank = drink
  3. Diet starts Monday
    Has also been said on a Monday
  4. I don't know what it is, he/she just has it ya know?
    No, I don't. No one does.
  5. Maybe I'm all he/she needs to change who they are, ya know?
    Still no, absolutely not!
  6. I just think it's hilarious so I'm still doing it *laughs a little too loudly* *laughter turns into tears*
  7. Ugh, I know I'm so bad...
    Like what? Really?!