CAPTIONED HALLOWEEN COSTUME

It's supposed to be Hugh Jackman's Van Helsing
  1. Hi! I'm single!
  2. Hunting vampires is cool, but doing it in a vest and t-shirt is legendary! No? It's just sad? Dang it.
  3. Tell me, do you accept Satan as our lord and savior?
  4. Has this ever happened to you? Is your torso ever cold but your arms are super hot? Fear no more!