CAPTIONED HALLOWEEN COSTUME
It's supposed to be Hugh Jackman's Van Helsing
- •Hi! I'm single!
- •Hunting vampires is cool, but doing it in a vest and t-shirt is legendary! No? It's just sad? Dang it.
- •Tell me, do you accept Satan as our lord and savior?
- •Has this ever happened to you? Is your torso ever cold but your arms are super hot? Fear no more!