So silly
  1. Maybe Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch could be the lead?
  2. Or John Hamm Sandwich?
  3. Do you think we can get Kevin Bacon or is he sick of this stuff?
  4. Possible side character: Halle Berry? Maybe Christina Applegate?
  5. Curveball: Arnold Palmer?
  6. Too bad we can't use OJ Simpson.
  7. Maybe Mr. T... Oh, what about Ice T?!
  8. Maybe, if you get Ice Cube too it would be interesting.
  9. Side note: cameo by Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald, Emilio Estevez, Ally Sheedy and/or Brian Johnson?
    It would be kind of punny
  10. Possible theme song: Maneater
    Points to whoever gets this one. I should have quit while I was ahead, which was probably a few lists ago.