DEATH STAR JOBS I DON'T WANT
- •Head of HRAlways a nightmare
- •Cafeteria personellBecause I can't imagine you get a lot of different food there, and people tend to complain a lot when that happens.
- •Anyone in the emergency roomI barely know cpr, so I'm really not qualified for the amount of patients they get.
- •The person responsible for writing letters to the families of fallen soldiersIs that Darth Vader? I definitely don't want to be Vader, the whole universe would be gunning for me.