HOW I KNOW WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANY MORE

And there are many more...
  1. Last time you saw me, you changed your number in my phone to 1-800-MOVE-ON
  2. You defend Bill Cosby
  3. There are no beers at your party and you didn't tell me to byob
    Likewise if you invite me to a bbq party and say byoe (bring your own everything)
  4. You seriously suggest we work out early Sunday morning
    Golfing is not considered working out in this case
  5. There's a "President Trump" sticker on your moped
  6. You asked me to go to an exotic pet shop because you want another snake in your studio apartment
  7. You rank your Batman movies with "Batman & Robin" at the top
  8. You're not ok with me making lists about everything