HOW JESUS CHRIST WAS A DIVA

Slightly inspired by @13spencer
  1. Name dropper
    My father this. My father that. God, we get it already!
  2. Always has to be the center of attention
    Doesn't matter if it's on top of a hill or at dinner, he always makes things revolve around him
  3. Makes you praise his name
    Really? Jesus christ!
  4. Sure he died for our sins, but it's not like he lets us forget it