I'M THE MOST UNINTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
- •I've had the same haircut for 20 years
- •I ONLY do small talk
- •My favorite spice is salt
- •My favorite meal is "whatever you're having"
- •I don't make jokes... Ever!
- •My favorite band is Coldplay
- •Calling me a wet blanket would be a compliment
- •My tombstone will say "existed"
- •I don't always drink beer
- •But when I do
- •I make small talk about how I don't always drink beer