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  1. My favorite book series is the lexicon
  2. I imagine my last words will be "meh"
  3. When people ask me where I see myself in five years, I say "five years older"
  4. My closet is organized by shades of gray
  5. I always ask "did you catch the game last night?" without providing any context as to what sport I'm referring to
  6. My idea of a perfect Sunday is just waiting for it to be Monday
  7. I get everything in bulk
  8. My favorite hobby is folding laundry
  9. I don't always drink beer
  10. But when I do
  11. I drink it from a red solo cup