LESSER KNOWN QUOTES BY FAMOUS PEOPLE

This was supposed to be a one point joke, but then it just got silly.
  1. "New phone, who dis?" Alexander Graham Bell
  2. "Keep it 💯" Benjamin Franklin
  3. "Just got the Apple watch" Isaac Newton
  4. "Christ!" Jesus
  5. "Lemme take a selfie" George Eastman
  6. "Lights on! *clap*" Thomas Edison
  7. "That's such a line" Samuel Morse
  8. "I'll text you" Johannes Gutenberg