1. 4 of 5 doctors recommend you don't read stuff on WebMD and then pretend you went to medical school
  2. 9 of 10 hipsters recommend you don't think about it too much but that you also please notice them
  3. 99 of 100 people recommend not having your parents as friends on Facebook
  4. 10 of 10 dogs recommend you don't get attached to any of your pillows