1. Make friends with your neighbor with the big apartment
    Hope it turn into a lasting friendship and potentially a marriage
  2. Have one pick-up line for at least 10 years
    If it ain't broke, don't fix it
  3. Hipster coffee shops weren't super popular in the 90s
    Just saying, never packed and always room for around the same table
  4. One that note, totally cool to spend all your time at coffee shops IN SPITE OF HAVING COFFEE MAKERS AT HOME
    Seriously?! Are they there for the scones?
  5. Very few Black people in NYC
    Until you get some criticism and have to cast a few people to save grace.
  6. Monkeys are bad pets
    I knew this one already
  7. Ross sucks