LISTS I WISH I COULD COMPLETE
Feel free to tell me how
- •How to hide an inappropriate and unwanted boner
- •7 ways to order an IPA without being considered a douche or hipster
- •3 ways to avoid being uncomfortable while watching yogurt commercials that are just about bowel movements
- •Ways I can stop people from using the phrase "on fleek"
- •How to become Batman without putting in any actual work
- •1 way to get Tom from jail to stop calling me