LISTS I WISH I COULD COMPLETE

Feel free to tell me how
  1. How to hide an inappropriate and unwanted boner
  2. 7 ways to order an IPA without being considered a douche or hipster
  3. 3 ways to avoid being uncomfortable while watching yogurt commercials that are just about bowel movements
  4. Ways I can stop people from using the phrase "on fleek"
  5. How to become Batman without putting in any actual work
  6. 1 way to get Tom from jail to stop calling me