LITERAL TV SHOWS

  1. Shark Tank
    Young entrepreneurs have to jump into a pool filled with sharks. Whatever team stays the longest (and survives) wins an investment grant.
  2. Scream Queens
    Each episode is an hour compilation of Queens screaming at people. Can be turned into a half hour if needed.
  3. Mad Men
    Group of people who belong in an institution are out in the regular world. FKA The Republican Candidates.
  4. Dancing With the Stars
    Exactly what it is now but with actual stars.
  5. House of Cards
    People building extravagant houses out of cards.
  6. Scorpion
    Just scorpions. The scariest show on TV.
  7. The Leftovers
    Shots of people in offices opening up Tupperware containers at lunchtime, and heating up food from the night before.
    Suggested by   @13spencer
  8. Game of Thrones
    Musical chairs
    Suggested by   @agard
  9. The Sopranos
    Very specific version of The Voice
    Suggested by   @agard
  10. How To Get Away With Murder
    Shia LaBeouf yelling "JUST DON'T DO IT" at you for however long it takes.
  11. The Flash
    A web show of various strobe effects. Not advised if you have epilepsy or are prone to seizures.
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  12. Chopped
    Where they chop various things. Like karate boards. Trees. Celery.
    Suggested by   @scoutregalia
  13. Arrow
    An hour of studying broadhead arrows, compound bows and various archery equipment
    Suggested by   @jasonontheair
  14. Parks and Rec
    A show about little league games, angry parents, kids flirting with the concession stand "hunk", water parks, dirty toddlers, swing sets, and hot metal slides.
    Suggested by   @thesting