MY DOG SUMS UP HOW I FEEL ABOUT:

  1. Being stuck in traffic and all my preset radio channels are playing nothing but commercials
    Yes, I still listen to the radio. No, I'm not 80.
  2. Bad radio commercials
    Which is a lot of them unfortunately
  3. People using the words "networking" and "contacts" instead of "talking" and "friends"
    Especially if your "contact" is someone you "networked" with at a party five years ago who probably doesn't remember your name
  4. Dropping my phone on the ground when there's people around
    As if they need to know how much of a klutz I can be
  5. Fashion diets. Now it's all about the paleo? I've lost track...
    Side note, a friend was on a dairy diet and used that as an excuse to eat a bucket of Cold Stone ice cream for dinner
  6. People posting blurry photos
    Not asking that they're perfect, but get it right or don't show them to me
  7. Credit scores
    WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?
  8. Low battery warnings on my phone
    First of, 20% is actually quite a bit to have left. That's a solid hour (maybe) of list making. Second, I already know! It's right there!
  9. Ice cream
    I'll be honest. I was the one on the Cold Stone diet.