Photo are representative at best, names are totally true. Google them.
  1. Harald Hairfair
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    Like Harald with the good hair. Also famous for his own line of conditioners.
  2. Eric Bloodaxe
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    You know... King Bloodaxe!
  3. Haakon the Good
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    Good guy.
  4. Harald Greycloak
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    He apparently owned a cool cloak. This photo actually popped up when I searched his name, so obviously...
  5. Harald Bluetooth
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    Ahead of his time, connected with everything and everyone.
  6. Sweyn Forkbeard
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    I guess forks looked differently back then?
  7. Saint Olaf
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    Actual saint, declared eternal king of Norway too.
  8. Cnut the Great
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    I have a feeling he named himself. Exhibit A: that mustache.
  9. Magnus the Good
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    #plagiarism
  10. Magnus Barefoot
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    Didn't own a single pair of shoes.
  11. Magnus the Blind
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    Wasn't actually blind, just used it as an excuse to make people carry him around.
  12. Inge the Hunchback
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    The movie is actually based on him.
  13. Haakon the Broadshouldered
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    Now they're just getting lazy.
  14. Haakon the Old
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    Really lazy
  15. Haakon the Young
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    Ah come on!!!