NICKNAMES AND CATCHPHRASES SOME US PRESIDENTS HAD FOR THEIR PENISES
I had the pleasure of interviewing some of the US presidents, alive and dead, and I only asked two questions. What do you call your penis? What's it's catchphrase?
- •George Washington: The Monument"Raise The Monument!"
- •Ulysses S. Grant: Privates"Send in the Privates!"
- •Warren G. Harding: Jerry"Hi! I'm Warren Jerry Harding!" After my interview, historians discovered that Warren didn't know what catchphrases were, but he did say this a lot to his mistress. It's also believed that he named his penis after his cousin Jerry, who (and which) is really gross.
- •John F. Kennedy: JJ"Does your PB sandwich want some JJ?" Yes, "PB sandwich" was his name for vaginas.
- •Lyndon B. Johnson: Jumbo"I swear I'm not overcompensating! It's Jumbo!"
- •Richard Nixon: Watergate Scandal"No one knows how deep the Watergate Scandal really goes!"
- •Bill Clinton: Trouble"Heeeeeere's Trouble!"
- •George W. Bush: Daddy's Boy"I'm a Daddy's Boy!" Not sure he understood what was going on.
- •Barack Obama: Change"A feel a big Change coming"