NORWEGIAN THINGS SOME AMERICANS DON'T GET

I realize the appeal for this one is pretty limited
  1. It's not Sweden
    Different country
  2. It's not Denmark
    Again...
  3. It's definitely not Finland
    AGAIN... They're the creepy guy from down the street that wants to come to our sweet sixteen. Beautiful country though.
  4. Denmark, Norway and Sweden have a similar language and we can all talk to each other with ease
    Though on my resume they are three separate languages and it's very impressive to master them all
  5. It's not part of the Netherlands
    Really?! Although some times we may want to be
  6. Socialism