OLD PEOPLE'S NAMES FOR MILLENNIAL APPS

  1. GUESS WHO JUST DIED
    Facebook
  2. SHORT TERM MEMORY
    SnapChat but without the ability to screenshot anything
  3. I LEARNED ALL THIS IN HOME EC
    Pinterest
  4. BETTER CALL MY GRANDSON/DAUGHTER
    Uber/lyft
  5. WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
    Tinder
  6. THINGS SURE HAVE CHANGED
    Grindr
  7. WHERE ARE THE RERUNS OF BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL?
    YouTube
  8. READ A BOOK INSTEAD
    Vine
  9. WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS FOOD PORN?
    Instagram
  10. DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I...
    Twitter
  11. GROCERIES
    List App