OTHER THINGS THAT GREW THREE SIZES FOR THE GRINCH SINCE LAST CHRISTMAS

  1. His property taxes
    He had a whole mountain
  2. Unwatched stuff on his DVR
    He suddenly got a ton of friends, so no time to watch TV
  3. Credit card bills
    With those friends come a lot of more gifts to buy this year
  4. Linked-in requests
    So now he's back to hating people