1. Sunscreen. Spf 30-70
  2. Walk outside
  3. Reapply sunscreen
  4. Sit down in the shade
  5. Get a parasol if there's no shade
  6. Go inside if there's no parasol
  7. Reapply sunscreen
  8. Reapply sunscreen one more time just because
  9. Be envious of people with a tan because you know it takes you weeks to go from pale to slightly lesser pale
  10. Get a drink to take your mind of said envy
  11. Reapply sunscreen
  12. Repeat for a few hours (max)
  13. Still get sunburned