Slightly inspired by the one and only @dev
  1. Maybe people would assume I'm Norwegian royalty?
    Nothing wrong with that! Motto: Royalty, but not in a creepy way.
  2. The local beer in my hometown
    Seems to fitting for me. Motto: Just one drink! Another!
  3. Can it be a gif?
    I like gifs and this is fierce. Motto: Don't mess with the Flaming Nordahls!
  4. Just call me Peter Nordahl-Hamburger
    This is the winner! Assuming the crest starts with me and not my parents or grandparents. Motto: Yes, I do want fries with that!