Just in case the USD should no longer be valid.
  1. Mac & cheese
    Baked is worth more than creamy, but it's all liquid gold.
  2. Bros
    Would you really miss them?
  3. Hoes
    Because not including women is sexist.
  4. Sloppy joes
    No one know what it is, it could be worth a fortune!
  5. Prayers
    Just seems like you have a lot of them lying around unanswered anyways.
  6. Weird celebrations
    First of all, national boss day? So this is the one day of the year when I have to do everything my boss tells me to? Second, you would be able to actually make up your own currency with no risk of inflation.