PROBLEMS THAT COULD PROBABLY BE SOLVED AFTER 3 PM ON A FRIDAY IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY DID WORK THEN
- •World hunger
- •How Justin Bieber is still a thingActually don't that last one, but don't tell anyone
- •The economy
- •People using buzzwords without any point or contextLike just saying "the economy"
- •The global shortage of jeans material, which forces people to wear skinny jeansI mean why else would they be a thing?
- •Everything elseAlas, we will never know.