Reasons to play D&D other than "it's an awesome game"

  1. Because getting laid was TOO easy
    I'm stealing this joke from someone but I can't remember who.
  2. You get to live out whatever you want
    Dreamt of torturing people? Want to fight a dragon? You want to become mayor of a city with minimal work? Great! You can do that *and* get rewards for it.
  3. In spite of what you think, it's very social
    I didn't know the group I'm playing with now at all. I spend prob four hours a week playing and drinking with them. Needless to say, we're now all friends.
  4. It's like sports but better
    Yes! Yes it is.