SOME STUFF I DON'T GET ABOUT PORN... ACCORDING TO WHAT I'VE HEARD OF COURSE!

  1. How is food porn a thing? It's just a normal quesadilla Jessica!!!!
  2. Actual porn: when they're doing the exact same thing they have been doing for 4 minutes and suddenly she says "yes, right there!" WHAT CHANGED?!
  3. Are they all ordering from the same nameless pizza place and they only make cheese pizza? Can they return it for a full refund because it's cold by the time they start eating it?
  4. Massage porn. The therapeutic treatment this wo/man came in for lasts for like 2 seconds and I'm pretty sure s/he's not a trained or licensed masseuse. Do they still get charged full price?! Is this covered by their healthcare? Do they now have to go somewhere else for an actually massage? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
  5. How most people in porn are very surprised they're about to have sex? It's almost like they've never seen a porn.
  6. Omg, how did finish nursing school? That's not how you use a stethoscope!!! You're a terrible nurse!