STAGES OF VISITING YOUR HOMETOWN

  1. 1.
    Excitement to see friends, family, and favorite spots like a special bar or coffe house
  2. 2.
    Meet family first
  3. 3.
    Be reminded of how crazy they are
  4. 4.
    Hear stories about people who moved home and therefore you should too
  5. 5.
    Meet friends
  6. 6.
    Be reminded of how they bring out the crazy side in you
  7. 7.
    Hear stories about how they are more successful than you
  8. 8.
    Seek out favorite bar/coffee house
  9. 9.
    Realize that place closed down
  10. 10.
    Scramble to find a spot that's just as good
  11. 11.
    Fail
  12. 12.
    Remember why you left in the first place
  13. 13.
    Realize that you've had enough of this place just in time for your flight home
  14. 14.
    Start missing everyone and everything the second you leave