STUFF I KNOW TO BE TRUE FROM REAL LIFE EXPERIENCES

  1. You cannot wash a car with rocks
    I was 4 and my grandma forgave me
  2. If a teacher leaves certain wires, lightbulbs and such unattended in a science classroom, a student can take out the power of the whole school
    I was 14 and my mother forgave me
  3. Eating Taco Bell five times within 24 hours is not a good idea
    I still haven't forgiven myself