1. K
    Is it though?
  2. Ha ha
    Don't fake laugh at me!
  3. It's fine
    No, it's really not.
  4. Hey (and nothing else)
    Because it means you want something.
  5. You're baby is so cute!
    If I say this I actually mean it though.
  6. Love yah
    It means I did you a favor and you're trying to make our relationship stronger than it is so you can ask me for help in the near future.
  7. Lol
    This is just a lie.
  8. Omw
    So you're just getting your lazy butt off the couch now. Liar.
  9. 5 min
    Or any other number low number because you are 20 minutes away. Stop lying!