The first time I did something forbidden/illegal

  1. Forbidden: probably the day I was born
    I was a shit as a kid and always enjoyed poking the bear. My grandfather, for instance, forbid me from sitting in his good chair. So where did I sit every chance I got? That's right!! Take that chair!
  2. Illegal: probably the day after I was born
    I'm just kidding. I was a whimp when it came to the law, especially as a baby. I knew the difference between pushing buttons and crossing the line. I did steal some very minor things when I was a kid. It was always something small like a piece of candy or a pencil eraser. I was probably 7 or 8?
  3. And since then I have done nothing wrong ever!
    Hah!