The theory that all the old people in The Hunger Games are assholes
There may be a rule against this in the book I don't know about, but check this out.
- •So young people are always chosen, but anyone can volunteer as tribute
- •So why don't the elder people in every area volunteer?
- •They're already old and have lived a full life
- •They're probably becoming more and more of a burden for others#notalloldpeopleareburdens but still
- •Maybe they have kids, but don't you want them to live on and sacrifice yourself instead?
- •It's brutal to live in a world where you have to do this, but I feel like it's worse to constantly be sacrificing your young ones
- •In other words, not volunteering when you're older is a royal dick moveAssholes!
- •If they did this, The Hunger Games would just be a bunch of old people trying to kill each otherBy giving each other heart attacks! Hah!
- •IT WOULD HAVE LOWEST RATINGS OF ALL TV SHOWS IN THE CAPITOL
- •IT WOULD PROBABLY GET CANCELLED AFTER A SIX EPISODE RUN
- •There, I just solved Hunger Games.
- •You're welcome.