1. Naaaaailed it
  2. I've got wood
  3. Jesus Christ!
  4. Totally on the level
    Suggested by @gilbaron
  5. I was framed!
    Suggested by @evanp
  6. Screw you.
    Suggested by @maria
  7. Shoulda, wooda, coulda
    Suggested by @maria
  8. Saw and conquered!
    Suggested by @maria