THINGS THAT COULD BE WORSE THAN MY CAR BREAKING DOWN TONIGHT
I'm following my father-in-law's advice. When my wife told him her arm hurt he said: Well I'll cut off your leg and you won't complain about your arm anymore.
- •I could be stuck at Burning Man
- •My leather pants could have split while I'm on stage so my penis flaps around for everyone to see
- •I could be stuck in a parallel dimension with Dr Doom
- •Pizza could not be a thing