THINGS THAT COULD BE WORSE THAN MY CAR BREAKING DOWN TONIGHT

I'm following my father-in-law's advice. When my wife told him her arm hurt he said: Well I'll cut off your leg and you won't complain about your arm anymore.
  1. I could be stuck at Burning Man
  2. My leather pants could have split while I'm on stage so my penis flaps around for everyone to see
  3. I could be stuck in a parallel dimension with Dr Doom
  4. Pizza could not be a thing