I'm doing this for 31 days straight and I'm halfway there.
  1. "I've worked out for a week, how do I not have a six-pack yet!?!"
  2. "I feel great," which is often followed by "I feel terrible!"
  3. "It's pay day! Let's go get drinks... Oh wait. Never mind!"
  4. "I really want garlic knots!"
    I never eat them, but now it's all I want.