THOUGHTS FROM THE CONCERT I WENT TO LAST NIGHT
My wife made me go to this thing.
- •I don't know who's playingIt was Charlie Puth! He was really good with the crowd.
- •Why is no one hanging in the VIP lounge?Turns out I wasn't in the VIP lounge.
- •Free beer!Some wonderful person bought me a beer. I consider her a close personal friend now.
- •What's with all the dick picks?My wife was SnapChatting and kept getting dick picks from randoms. I neither understand SnapChat nor dick picks and remained confused for the rest of the night.