1. Wow, really?!
    Do we really need this? People aren't really celebrating this day, which in this case is a good indication of how important today is.
  2. I was actually more excited about International Hamburger Day
  3. Can we remember this day on March 8th?
    International Women's Day, which a lot of men claim is discrimination because it's not like there's an International Men's Day. Well there is, so shush. There's also all the other days of the year, so shush again.
  4. Happy International Men's Day!
    Really, let's celebrate all the good men out there! There are apparently some out there (I kid).