WHAT I LEARNED FROM TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE (PARTLY AS A FOREIGNER)

  1. Freedom isn't free, it cost a buck o five
  2. Mount Rushmore is the perfect place for awesome puppet sex
  3. Actors and actresses are the best/worst
  4. Rent the musical has something to do with AIDS
  5. American Foreign Policy: There are three kinds of people in this world...