WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? BIANCA ZIMMER?!

This one is for @sally and @mallofamanda
  1. Of course I won't talk shit about you behind your back!
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  2. Why would I purposefully try to spread my disease when I have the flu?
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  3. Of course I would never trip a fleeing refugee while he's carrying his child just so I can get it on camera.
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  4. No, I would never take money from you!
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  5. I would never order three entrées while you had a side salad and suggest to split the bill in half!
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  6. No, I won't bail on our trip to Vegas that you have been planning for several months.
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  7. I would never spread a false rumor about your husband or wife having an affair with his or her secretary!
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  8. Why would I make my boyfriend propose to me at your wedding?
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  9. Why would I serve you food and not tell you it contains stuff you're deathly allergic to?
    Who do you think I am? Bianca Zimmer?!
  10. Nay, I would nought start the bubonic plague!
    Who dost thou think I am? Middle Ages Bianca Zimmer?!