WHY NERDY GIRLS ARE SEXIER THAN WATERMELONS

This is an old one that I never really got to. The original request may have been tampered with just a little bit.
  1. Example of a nerdy girl
    Funny, smart and overall effing amazing. Love Tina Belcher! On a more serious note, "nerdy" is a terrible word for caring about something. I'll always prefer someone with passions and interests, especially over watermelons.
  2. Example of a watermelon
    Really? It's a piece of fruit. Doesn't even compare.