1. that because the list app is so open minded, supportive, nice, helpful, and all the other wonderful things it is, I'm going to say something terrible I meant as a joke and inadvertently be the first troll.
    and banned for life
  2. because I'm concerned I almost just did.
    but I'm sure (I hope!) it would have been taken lightheartedly, which is how I meant it, and I'm just paranoid to the max.
  3. this is why I don't social media.
    crippling paranoia