COSTUMES I HAVE WORN
Halloween is right around the corner. I need some ideas for this year. current front runner: sexy Bernie Sanders.
- •Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.you know the scene. a nude body suit has never felt so natural. my only regret was this little gem didn't get more exposure. it's a current front runner for reuse.
- •Machete from Machetewent with the boyfriend at the time who was luz (aka shé) in her bikini top. maybe best couples costume I'll ever be a part of. wish I hadn't spilled beer all over that muscle suit. got confused for a duder numerous times.
- •Zombea Arthurlike zombie bea arthur. get it?! too soon? scared several children. mine wasn't nearly as good as the picture.
- •trophy wifeI painted my body gold, got a huge ring, blonde wig, and 80s prom dress to troll the streets. I've never felt better than painted gold.
- •Peter Venkman from Ghostbustersfor, like, three years in a row when I was a kid. I still regret getting rid of that proton pack and if my mom would make me another jumpsuit, I would live in that thing.