HOW DO I GIVE MY NUMBER TO THE COFFEE SHOP BARISTA
people, I missed out on dating my 20s. well, most of my 20s. I'm having real problems.
- •like, just, ask him what's his situation and if he wants to do something sometime?I love him. he laughs at my stupid jokes and has great calves. I understand he's paid to laugh at my stupid jokes (but not really, he's a barista! they're grouchy as fuck, right?!) but I make REALLY stupid ones.
- •halp.I've got business cards but I feel like too much of a douchenozzle/Patrick Bateman-esque serial killer handing them out to strangers. but God I love them. but I won't do that to him because they don't even say anything sassy.
- •plz halp.