REASONS I'M OK DRINKING ALONE AT A BAR

in no particular order
  1. bro shouting, "short dudes gotta get laid."
    fact
  2. nice bartenders who attempt small talk but actually despise it
    I don't like it either, man, but i appreciate the effort
  3. the list app
  4. I won't murder my animals after being inside with them for 12+ hours
    enough is enough
  5. potential to hand out my new business cards to strangers
    and have a biz card slinging contest a la American Psycho
  6. instagram
  7. all the emo hits ever
  8. shooting the shit with strangers
    akin to small talk. not sure why I like it so much better. maybe because I don't have to worry about them cutting me off.
  9. alcoholism
    eh?