THIS JUST CAME FOR ME
in the mail, ya bunch of pervs. but, you're right. I wish it were the other meaning. can't wait to make that list.
- •it'll go great with thisfavorite t shirt ever
- •but, I don't know who sent itno note, nothing. just an Amazon return label.
- •first thought: fuck, drunk Amazon-ing.but at least I've upped my game. meaning more respectable purchases.
- •second thought: if I ordered this while drunk, what else did I order?!genuine terror.
- •checked my Amazon, wasn't me.
- •third thought: is this the work of my soulmate?!??!?but that's highly unlikely. and if any of the gents I've been hanging out with found my address to send this, that's real terror.
- •but really I have no idea so, I guess I'll just live in this limbo of uncertainty and actual fear forever.real excited to read it, though.
- •UPDATE: after telling my mother of my good fortune, she confirmed it was my dad.and sent some, expected, dad jokes