WHEN IS IT APPROPRIATE TO TEXT

sometimes you kinda, maybe like someone then realize they may be a dick. when do I text?!
  1. 24 hours after you've just had sex
  2. never again
    uhh because he might be a dick
  3. all the time because he's an asshole so, blow him up
    if he can handle that, he's yours
  4. 1.5 weeks post-coitus bc mama needs some booty and sometimes you gotta let it cool off
  5. if it's the ex you're texting, all day everyday. but only because I need someone who understands my crazy and who can't withhold texts
  6. who makes these rules?! I'll just die alone. how dare he explain the new Kepler discovery then hold my hand.
    my two weaknesses.