Pick Up Lines to Use On Trump Supporters
Sure fire lines guaranteed to get huuuuuuge results in your sex life.
- •If they are wearing Trump gear..."You obviously don't have good judgment so let's go have unprotected sex in my windowless van."
- •"I'm not Mexican, Muslim, educated, or knowledgeable on any subject."
- •"You know Trump rhymes with hump."
- •"Ah, come on... I've already spray tanned my penis and it took me forever to give it a comb-over."
- •"If I told you I was a white supremacist would you hold it against me?"
- •If you are a man picking up a woman: "I hate women."
- •If you are a woman picking up a man: "I hate myself."
- •If you are LGBTQ: sorry you're out of luck.
- •"Hi Ivanka, I'm Donald Trump and I think you're hot."