ONE DIRECTION MEMBERS, RANKED

Inspired by @lesbian and everybody else //// I actually really like one direction so this isn't in any way ironic at all. Also this was really hard to do because I love them all
  1. 1.
    NIALL
    HANDS DOWN BITCHES. FAV SINCE '11. THE GLASSES JUST ADD TO THE BANGABLENESS. THE ACCENT. THE MUSICAL TALENT. THOSE EYES. THE DYED BLOND HAIR. WOULD BE DOWN TO MEET YOUR PARENTS WHENEVER YOU SUGGESTED IT. HE WOULD ALWAYS COME HOME WITH FOOD THAT YOU COULD SHARE AND YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOOKING LIKE A PIG IN FRONT OF HIM. ALSO KNOWS RORY MCILORY AND LIKES TO GOLF SO THAT'S HUGE. (Pic is of Niall and Rory for all of you who aren't into golf or haven't checked ESPN for 5 years)
  2. 2.
    LIAM
    CAN SING. IS GOOD AT IT. SEEMS NICE. HAS NICE HAIR. WOULD WALK YOU UP TO YOUR DOOR AFTER A DATE. WOULD DEFINITELY ASK YOUR PERMISSION TO HOLD YOUR HAND BEFORE HE ACTUALLY DID IT ON THAT DATE. HIS TWITTER IS VERY RANDOM AND CONFUSING BUT FUNNY?? (Not much of a personality though but maybe that's management)
  3. 3.
    LOUIS
    SWEET SQUEAKY CRACKY VOICE. Too many tattoos, but seems like an overall nice dude. Hated his scraggy rat hair phase. Plays soccer, so he's athletic at least. Had a lot of catchphrases back in the day, and has come a long way since then. His fashion choices have also improved. He is becoming a dad though...... (Shown in scraggy rat hair phase)
  4. 4.
    HARRY
    GOOD SINGING VOICE BUT HE IS WAY TOO NOT MAINSTREAM FOR ME. He has very pretty eyes and nice hair (when it's not crazy long) I'm not indie/boho chic enough for him. He seems like a genuinely nice guy though, and he would definitely add all of your friends on Facebook so they wouldn't have to add them first. He would also ask for their Twitter handles to follow them and he would favorite their tweets accordingly. Also the hair and tattoos don't do it for me. Controversial opinion sorz.
  5. 5.
    ZAYN ISN'T IN THE BAND ANYMORE I REFUSE TO RANK HIM
    (But if I did, he would be be still be last) (unpopular opinion, I know but FIGHT ME)
  6. 6.
    OVERALL NIALL FOR LIFE BITCHES
  7. 7.
    SO MANY GOOD PICS
    (That I already had on my phone, JUDGE ME)