Cause why not?
  1. Kiss someone with a full beard
    A la Father John Misty. I've never had the pleasure, but my curiosity is def piqued
  2. Drive a motorcycle
    Or even ride on a motorcycle. Perhaps some bearded hunk could take me? Just throwin things out there
  3. Run a 5K
    Particularly if it's fun, like a color run. I can run that far (I think) and they've always looked like a blast. I have friends who run them all the time. But maybe I just lived in Colorado for too long, my friends brainwashed me, and they actually suck. Who's to say?