Things My Mom Will Never Figure Out
- •How to pronounce Benedict Cumberbatch's name"Bernadette Cumberbun? Cumbersome? What is it again?"
- •Why people would ever watch American Horror Story"It's just evil and I don't want it in my house"
- •The difference between Andy Samberg and Adam SandlerI think she's tried every possible name combo/mash-up of these two comedians in the books. I'm convinced she thinks they are the same person.
- •Why people carve "those throwing up pumpkins with beer cans all around them""They are DISGUSTING." She got really fired up about this.