Things My Mom Will Never Figure Out

  1. 1.
    How to pronounce Benedict Cumberbatch's name
    "Bernadette Cumberbun? Cumbersome? What is it again?"
  2. 2.
    Why people would ever watch American Horror Story
    "It's just evil and I don't want it in my house"
  3. 3.
    The difference between Andy Samberg and Adam Sandler
    I think she's tried every possible name combo/mash-up of these two comedians in the books. I'm convinced she thinks they are the same person.
  4. 4.
    Why people carve "those throwing up pumpkins with beer cans all around them"
    "They are DISGUSTING." She got really fired up about this.